So I would like to declare a new holiday which will take place each Wednesday. Windex Wednesday allows us all to get a clean start for the remainder of the week. To participate, simply give yourself one generous blast of Windex (or a generic brand blue liquid substitute) instead of your usual cologne, perfume or smelly goods. If you are a bigger guy or girl you might want to think about taking advantage of a second squirt, it may give everyone the extra pop that the holiday is after. Mix it up world, do something different. Stop being so serious. Please join us every Windex Wednesday.